I Was Cured All Right

I got a call a little while ago from a company called Banker’s Life that said they were responding to my resume.  The only problem is that my resume is clearly for a website development position, not selling insurance.  They are contacting everyone they can get any kind of resume for and that just screams “scam!”  Also, everything I’ve read about this states they want you to pay for your “training” then if you get through all of that you get to sell scam insurance to the elderly.

The number they called from was 847-759-8100.

So, if these people call you and … Continue Reading

During the Funniest Professional in Memphis contest last night the winner in the “Law Enforcement” category (he must have been the only entrant) showed up with his friends from the Shelby County Sheriff’s Internal Affairs dept.

After being in a room with these trailer park rejects I can only assume that if I were a sheriff’s deputy I could easily and with zero fear get away with selling heroin out of my squad car in the Wolfchase Mall parking lot in-between fuck sessions on the hood with 18-year-old Catholic school girls.

One woman who thought people cared to hear what she … Continue Reading

Smoking at the pumps

You can’t really tell from the pic, but this guy was smoking while cleaning around the gas pumps. I hate this town. Welcome to Memphis!

Does his dad call his mom sis?

Our company is nice enough to let a construction crew use a few of our parking spots while putting up a building next store. This is how our kindness is repaid by the troglodyte puss buckets. Anybody know INS’s phone number?

Let’s go to a bar my young son!

The Flying Saucer is a BAR. It is NOT Chucky Cheese. STOP BRINGING YOUR SQUIDS TO BARS YOU FUCKING INBRED SHIT BAGS!

Yes, that’s how I really feel about it.

A family that prays together (then goes to a bar) stays together.

What the hell is wrong with people? What would posses parents to take their kids to a bar? I’m siting in the Cordova Flying Saucer on a Sunday afternoon and there is a couple here with 2 kids and it’s obvious they just left church. I guess “a family that prays together (then goes to a bar), stays together”. Both parents are drinking too. Lovely parenting … Continue Reading

Our first idiot has made it obvious that Overton Square in Midtown Memphis is hopeless. His name is Robert Phillips, Executive Director of the Midtown Redevelopment Corporation. There was a Q&A session session with this brainiac in a previous issue of the Memphis Flyer and I will give the “highlights” below. Keep in mind his answers are real, these are not, to my surprise, the proposed solutions of a seventh grade cheerleader.

What would you like to see in the large building on the corner of Overton Square?

“Maybe a dry cleaner, a place to pick up dinner, a place to rent … Continue Reading